Modern Maths
Equation 1
Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
Donkey = eat + sleep
Therefore,
Human = Donkey + work + enjoy
if, Human - enjoy = Donkey + work
In other words,
Human that don't know enjoy = Donkey that work
(Equation 1)
Equation 2
Men = eat + sleep + earn money
Donkeys = eat + sleep
Therefore,
Men = Donkeys + earn money
(Equation 2)
If Men - earn money = Donkeys
In other words,
Men that don't earn money = Donkeys
(Equation 3)
Equation 3
Women = eat + sleep + spend
Donkeys = eat + sleep
Therefore,
Women = Donkeys + spend
(Equation 4)
If, Women - spend = Donkeys
In other words,
Women that don't spend = Donkeys
(Equation 5)
To Conclude:
From Equation 3 and Equation 5
Men that don't earn money = Women that don't spend
So, Men earn money not to let women become Donkeys!
(Postulate 1)
Women spend not to let men become Donkeys!
(Postulate 2)
From Equation 2 + Equation 4, we have Men + Women = Donkeys + earn money + Donkeys + spend
From Postulates 1 and
2, we can conclude
Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys
And the Donkeys live happily ever after!
Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
Donkey = eat + sleep
Therefore,
Human = Donkey + work + enjoy
if, Human - enjoy = Donkey + work
In other words,
Human that don't know enjoy = Donkey that work
(Equation 1)
Equation 2
Men = eat + sleep + earn money
Donkeys = eat + sleep
Therefore,
Men = Donkeys + earn money
(Equation 2)
If Men - earn money = Donkeys
In other words,
Men that don't earn money = Donkeys
(Equation 3)
Equation 3
Women = eat + sleep + spend
Donkeys = eat + sleep
Therefore,
Women = Donkeys + spend
(Equation 4)
If, Women - spend = Donkeys
In other words,
Women that don't spend = Donkeys
(Equation 5)
To Conclude:
From Equation 3 and Equation 5
Men that don't earn money = Women that don't spend
So, Men earn money not to let women become Donkeys!
(Postulate 1)
Women spend not to let men become Donkeys!
(Postulate 2)
From Equation 2 + Equation 4, we have Men + Women = Donkeys + earn money + Donkeys + spend
From Postulates 1 and
2, we can conclude
Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys
And the Donkeys live happily ever after!
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